In the United States, Coronavirus has mutated into Moronavirus! Worryingly, even though there is an international travel ban, this mutation of STUPID20 is spanning oceans and crossing borders with ease. We might try to compensate for Moronavirus’s spread, by saying the world has never had to deal with anything like of COVID19 before but recent U.S. lockdown protests, have probably spread the virus further. Data from protester’s cell phones suggest, the virus travelled hundreds of miles after these protest rallies were over. Little or no precautions were taken and the consequences will become apparent, when America’s death toll breaks through the 100,000 barrier.
Second Wave inevitable? These anti-lockdown protests seem to have provided perfect conditions to launch a second wave of COVID19 in America. Trying to explain exactly what an epidemiologist is to a protester, might have been a task for Fox News. Taking advice from an expert in controlling diseases, would hopefully have appealed to some of them. They may have heeded warnings of a new wave of deaths coming America's way. But thousands of protesters gathering in highly concentrated events and then quickly dispersing, will only add to America's deadly nightmare. Even the most Neanderthal among them, would surely see this was suicidal.
When The Going Gets Tough, President Trump goes golfing. Despite the U.S. body count nearing six figures, the overweight, Commander-in-Chief concentrates on more important figures, namely getting his handicap down. Of course, in between shots, the Twitter King of Pennsylvania Avenue finds time to compose 240 character tweets, for getting his country back to normal, post lockdown. He’s threatened to override states, pressurising them to reopen businesses, offices and places of worship. A closed down economy is a dead economy and that would never do, for the former host of the Apprentice. He might have to fire himself!
‘We shall NOT fight Coronavirus on the Beaches!’ Record highs in the number of COVID19 cases across America, coincided with a recent heat wave, causing many Americans to flaunt public health warnings and foolishly flock to the beaches. Hair salons and other smaller shops, dotted throughout The States opened their doors, in an attempt to reboot their businesses after a month of Government enforced lockdowns. Warnings of a new wave of COVID19, from many public health experts have fallen upon deaf ears of small business owners. The Governor of New York warned that opening businesses too soon was risky. An understatement if ever there was one.
Governors not governing? The Governor for Rhode Island said the Lockdown protests were short-sighted, saying violating social distancing rules was ‘just selfish!’ Hear, hear! World famous Daytona Beach was open for business, with people walking, surfing, biking and swimming. Gathering in groups was advised against but residents observed beachgoers were ‘just not listening!’ Another home owner said the beaches were packed. ‘That wasn’t supposed to happen.’ Indeed.
‘Lockdown parties’ spread Moronavirus! The rise of the ‘lockdown party’, being held by young people around the world is a worrying trend in the fight to halt COVID19. Proving beyond doubt that Moronavirus is not confined to the morons of America. These ‘end of the world’ knees ups, have been condemned by various governments, as being irresponsible and contributing to the spread of the Coronavirus. Berlin, the non-stop party capital of Europe and epicentre for ‘doof doof’ clubbers, saw over 60 clubs and bars, closed by police. Übe soziale Distanzierung, du Idioten!
What’s a ‘Corona Speakeasy’? Berlin police have reported a new phenomenon, the rise of the ‘Corona Speakeasy’. They’ve been springing up all over the city, where owners of shut-down bars tape up windows and locked doors, only allowing entry to guests who've registered or give a secret knock, that the owner recognises. Zee German chief of Police said ‘we’re not living in 1920s Chicago and anyone found running a ‘speakeasy’ should expect a visit from my officers'. Steck das in deine Pfeife und rauche es!
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